European AI Invasion

The European AI Invasion is the first episode of the AI Invasion Series, one of the most popular series on the DougDoug YouTube Channel. It takes place in the year 1,000, located obviously within Europe. The players are DougDoug and Twitch Chat, who are playing as the First Dougtopian Empire in the region of Germany, and the Chatistan Empire in the region of Vatican City. For a list of the rules of AI Invasion, go to this page.

Prologue
Although Doug had stated that the Europe AI Invasion takes place in 1,000 A.D, the map won't be accurate to 1,000 A.D historical maps, and will instead be using the modern Europe map. He also grouped up Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and Montenegro as one country, as well s grouping Albania, Kosovo, and North Macedonia into one country.

The reasons for these changes is for the familiarity of a modern Europe map, as well as the sake of simplicity. Functionally, the only main change is that the technological advancement of the countries, particularly in warfare, is from 1,000 A.D (e.g swords, horseback cavalry, sieges, extremely prototypal firearms, etc.), as well as the system of government (e.g Kingdoms, Duchies, Chiefdoms, etc.).

Other than that though, Chatistan has the first turn, and each empire has 10,000 Swordsman. Dougtopia has the Starting Resource of Beer, while Chatistan has the starting resource of The Pope. Doug and Chat are also using the rule where if you're army loses a battle, it is disabled for 2 Turns.

1,000 A.D
Chatistan🟣 began their first turn by offering the Pope to be married to the King of Italy, homosexually as the Pope used to have always been Male (emphasis on used to, more on that later). Pope Francis was against the idea of marriage, but he had to comply, under the threat that Chatistan would invade and slaughter the population of Rome and Italy anyways. He defects anyways, having run into the Italian forests. (🔴Pope, -1 Resource)

Dougtopia🟠 had attempted to annex Switzerland, but the invasion failed, and he was pushed back to Germany. (🔵Dougtopia's Army is now disabled for 2 Turns due to losing a war)

Chatistan🟣 had recaptured the Pope in the forest and then they assassinate him. They then blame the Pope's death on Italy, framing them and hopefully weakening their diplomacy. At some point, Chatistan had acquired an army of entirely female warriors, nicknamed the Girlboss Army. (🟢Girlboss Army, +1 Resource)

Dougtopia🟠 attempts to make an alliance with Luxembourg, but they trick the Dougtopian Emperor into thinking they will accept, having him come in person, before bringing their army to kill the Emperor, before he escapes to the capital. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatistan🟣 tries to invade Italy with the Girlboss Army, using a war tactic where part of the army seduces the Italians to sway the fight in their favor. During the war, they end up capturing a castle which has the newly elected Pope 2 captured in a dungeon, who is also the first ever Female Pope (🟢Pope 2, +1 Resource). The final battle takes place in an underground city beneath a castle, and in the end, Chatistan is victorious. (🟢Italy, +1 Country)

Dougtopia🟠 attempts to make an alliance with Switzerland, but they declined, saying "No thanks". (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatistan🟣 offers Pope 2 to be married to the King of Switzerland for an alliance, but Pope 2, just like Pope 1, ends up running into the forest, along with some Girlboss Warriors. For some reason, Chat's point count didn't go down, so it's assumed that Pope 2 is still retrievable, and that she only left with some girlboss warriors and not the whole army. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

1,001 A.D
Dougtopia🟠 attempts another alliance with Switzerland, this time offering up Beer in exchange for the alliance. The Swiss are distrusting, because of the fact that Dougtopia already tried to invade them, so they questioned why should they trust them. But after the Swiss King takes a sip of the Beer, he immediately calls for an alliance treaty. (🟢Switzerland, +1 Country)

Chatistan🟣 attempts to make an alliance with France against Dougtopia, having the Supreme Moderator of Chatistan come there in person, but the French refuse. Having had their terms rejected, Chatistan decides to invade anyways, massacring the populations, and even assassinating the King of France (🟢France, +1 Country)

Dougtopia🟠 tries to invade Luxembourg with their newly replenished army, but the battle ends in a stalemate. Dougtopia then offered and alliance with Luxembourg, but they declined. (🔵Dougtopia's Army is now disabled for 2 Turns due to losing an invasion)

Chatistan🟣 collects their top scientists and engineers to invent a (then) new technology, gunpowder. They are successful, creating a new type of cavalry troop, Cannons on Horses, AKA Gunicorns. They then use these Gunicorns to exert dominance and commit atrocities on the French People. (🟢Horse Cannons, +1 Resource)

Dougtopia🟠 attempts to create a new type of infantry troop. By training and arming wild German bears, they could create the Battle Bears. And so they began researching and training these ferocious beasts. They are largely successful, and use the Battle Bears to put down a rebellion / revolution / civil war in Switzerland, but all of the bears are shot down and completely annihilated. (🔵Dougtopia's Army is now disabled for 2 Turns due to losing a war)

Chatistan🟣, seeing the moment of weakness within Dougtopia, attempts to invade the heartland of Germany, which should be heavily underdefended, as Doug's army has recently been destroyed. But the Dougtopians successfully repel the invasion, which implies severe incompetence and weakness in the French troops.

Dougtopia🟠 had believed that the only reason Luxembourg was so strong, was that they made a pact with Belgium, and Belgium was funneling resources and troops into Luxembourg. And so Dougtopia tries to make an alliance treaty with Belgium. The Dougtopian Emperor sends off their daughter to be married to the King of Belgium, and the marriage goes through, creating the alliance. (🟢Belgium, +1 Country)

1,002 A.D
Chatistan🟣 decides to create a deadly plague originating from rats, and use it to poison baguettes (AKA Plaguettes) which would be sent to the populace of Luxembourg in order to weaken them, but the Plaguettes accidentally get sent to France and end up poisoning the French People. And so Chatistan decides to invade Luxembourg anyways, slaughtering the peoples with the Girlboss Army, bombarding the cities with Horse Cannons, and successfully annexing the country. (🟢Luxembourg, +1 Country)

Dougtopia🟠 had now wanted to make an alliance with Britain, but before that, they gathered their chefs and culinary experts to invent and research Fish and Chips, to hopefully make the British more likely to accept an alliance. The Queen of England and the Dougtopian Emperor even meet up in person, but no successful alliance treaty was passed. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatistan🟣 attempts to find the missing Pope 2 in the forest, and then have her be married to the Queen of England homosexually. But Pope 2 refuses to go along, and instead starts a resistance movement against the empire. She gathers some Girlboss Warriors and hosts multiple ambushes and skirmishes on Chatsitani castles (🔴Pope 2, -1 Resource). Chatistan, after having the alliance plan fail, decides to annex Britain anyways, sending their Gunicorns to bombard cities such as London, and they successful conquer the country. (🟢Britain, +1 Resource)

Dougtopia🟠 now tries to make an alliance with Ireland. The Dougtopian Emperor meets up with the Irish President, to discuss the terms of an alliance treaty. After a while of discussion (and a bit of threatening), the president agrees to the treaty (🟢Ireland, +1 Country), as well as giving a List of European Union Leaders. (🟢EU Leaders List, +1 Resource)

Chatistan🟣 had now decided to once again invade Germany, and annex Dougtopia's starting country. A merciless massacre transpires, and Chatistan had conquered the lands of Germany successfully. (🟢Germany, 🟣+1 Resource,🔴Germany, 🟠-1 Resource)

Dougtopia🟠, with the remaining armies in Belgium, had decided to invade Luxembourg, with many of the Chatistani forces caught up in Germany. The Dougtopians manage to slaughter the Luxembourgish soldiers, even while outnumbered, never losing a single soldier themselves. Chatistan had sent forces to relieve Luxembourg, but when the Dougtopians arrive at the final palace, they see that one of the Chatistani Emperors has become a literal God Emperor, who incinerates the Dougtopian army and flies away. The battle of Luxembourg was a draw since both armies were destroyed. (🔵Both armies are now disabled for 2 Turns due to losing a war)

Chatistan🟣 had now begun searching for their mighty God Emperor, after he went missing in the Battle of Luxembourg. They end up searching in the depths of Hell, where at Hell's gate, they see the God Emperor rising out of it, "The mighty warrior, the master of magic and fireballs!" as called by the Chatistani, had returned to the empire. (🟢God Emperor, +1 Resource)

1,003 A.D
Dougtopia🟠 tries to make an alliance with The Netherlands, offering up their List of EU Leaders, so the Dutch could assassinate all of Europe and gain political power. The Dutch Chieftan declines, stating that he was gay and didn't want to marry anyone. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatistan🟣 had now begun gathering the God Emperor to make a marriage alliance with S*tan, and take over Hell, which SOMEHOW worked, with the marriage going through, and Chatistan successfully conquering the depths of Heck. (🟢Heck, +1 ... Dimension?)

And with the final, tenth point, Chatistan is now victorious, in the European AI Invasion.

Epilogue
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Lore and Aftermath
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Gallery
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Trivia

 * The demonym of people from Chatistan is Chatistani, and the demonym for people from Dougtopian is Dougtopian.
 * If you want to make an entirely historically accurate version of this AI Invasion, with the 1,000 A.D correct map and all, you could say that the Holy Roman Empire had fractured, due to the rise of rebellions under the rule of of Otto II and Otto III.
 * Possibly reasons for the HRE's fracturing in this timeline are if Henry II of Bavaria succeeded in usurping the German throne, if the Slavic uprisings in the northeast had been able to push the imperials back, and march into Saxony, if the Lombard League of the Italian States was formed earlier, etc.
 * The HRE would then fracture into the Dougtopian Empire (Germany), Kingdom of Swabia (Switzerland), Kingdom of Luxembourg (Luxembourg), Kingdom of Lower Lorraine (Belgium), Duchy of Bavaria (Austria), Kingdom of Italy (Italy) and the Chiefdom of Frisia (Netherlands).
 * Other factors that would make it more realistic is that the reason the Catholic Church fell to Astrominism so fast is because it was in its Saeculum Obscurum (Rule of the Harlots) which decreased their popularity, that the Irish Petty KIngdoms had united into one Kingdom, that the conquest of Britain wasn't a uniform invasion, but a gradual slug across England, then Scotland, then Strathclyde, or that they united, etc.
 * When Chatistan had conquered both Italy and France, they didn't get the islands of Corsica, nor Sardinia, even though they were very much visible on the map. The two islands ended up staying grey for the entire duration of the game.