Coffee

Coffee is a song made by the British pop band, Supersister. It peaked as #16 in the United Kingdom. It was played in a stream where DougDoug played the game "Only Up!" at a time where he was playing copyrighted songs to get the VOD muted. He said it was the worst directed music video of all time and that's why it is funny.

Lyrics
The lyrics for the song are:

"You ask a question, "Can I come in for coffee?" I thought this could never be. I thought for a minute, then smiled for a second, Coz you're just my cup of tea.

The coffee was steamin', and I, I was dreamin' You'd take me to boiling point. Your lips started kissin', my heart started missin' We damn nearly wrecked the joint.

Like a dream you held my body tight. (you held my body tight) Like caffeine you kept me up all night.

I like my men like I like my coffee, Hot, strong and sweet like toffee. Oh, so you know that I can't let you go.

I like my men like I like my coffee, Hot, strong and sweet like toffee. Oh, and I know that I can't let you go.

I thought that maybe I'd slept like a baby, Alas it was just a dream. Then in popped my lover, pulled back the covers Coz I like my coffee with cream.

Then I felt a stirring deep inside. (you stir me up inside) Fill my cup (fill my cup) till it's flowing down the side.

I like my men like I like my coffee, Hot, strong and sweet like toffee. Oh, so you know that I can't let you go.

I like my men like I like my coffee, Hot, strong and sweet like toffee. Oh, and I know that I can't let you go.

Men like my coffee, really turn me on. Sometimes espresso, sometimes he's too strong. Then there's Costa Rican, mellow but he's rich. But never give me instant, coz baby, he's too quick.

Like a dream you held my body tight. (you held my body tight) Like caffeine you kept me up all night.

I like my men like I like my coffee, Hot, strong and sweet like toffee. Oh, so you know that I can't let you go.

I like my men like I like my coffee, Hot, strong and sweet like toffee. Oh, and I know that I can't let you go."

Chat Reception
Twitch Chat is generally very excited about the song. A large portion of Twitch Chat was very invested when Doug stated that he was purchasing the rights to the song. Another likely indicator of their excitement is the spam of "COFFEE", often accompanied by the Pog emote, whenever coffee is shown or mentioned on stream, be it the song or simply the drink.

Doug Buying Coffee
It was announced as of September 6th, 2023, Doug has purchased the rights of the song. He worked out the acquisition with the help of Parkzer. At first, Doug was hesitant to continue purchasing the song, as the owners wanted Doug to document every time he played it, with a timestamp and VOD link. However, Doug and Parkzer were able to work it out, and the new agreement states that Doug can play the song without documentation.

On September 6th, 2023, DougDoug officially announced that he now has the rights to the song. Doug first legally played Coffee on stream on September 16th, 2023 on the stream "The Parkzer Hot Tub stream. Answering questions, waxes chests, then eating 9.7lbs of seafood. (TTS is off)"[Link needed when VOD is uploaded], which led to extreme excitement from chat.