Empire of Chatlantis

The Empire of Chatlantis is a branch of the Chatican Order based in the remnants of the United States of America. They are a major player in the United States AI Invasion, eventually taking over the country.

Description
Chatlantis spanned the Southwestern U.S. until they acquired Heaven and God and took over the entire contiguous U.S. Their leader is the hot, rich, psychic, and pregnant Space Pope, who rules with her husband Jim. They also have a colony in the jungles of the moon, led by Dr. Tepes(possibly Dracula). Chatlantis has access to vast quantities of gold from California, and they also own NASA and the NFL, although they currently have no NFL commissioner since they assassinated Saul Goodman. The citizens of Chatlantis worship and revere their Space Pope and get very offended on her behalf whenever she is insulted.

History
After the Chatican Order's takeover of Europe with their Chatistani Empire, they set their sights on North America, establishing a colony in Texas and acquiring NASA. The fledgling Empire was named Chatlantis, and they aimed to take over the US before the Dougkotan empire did.

AI Invasion
To begin their takeover of the US, Chatlantis elected a Space Pope to help them take over the moon. She immediately took control of the United States Space Command for Chatlantis. Space Pope then led an expedition to colonize the moon on behalf of Chatlantis. Deep within the jungles of the moon, she discovered a secret base established by a separate long-lost colony of the Chatican Order, led by Dr. Tepes. The Chatlantians on the moon agreed to reunite with the main Empire of Chatlantis and establish an alliance against Dougkota.

Chatlantis attempted to take over New Mexico with their army of 10,000 musketmen, but they were easily driven back by the New Mexican army. So they decided to call Saul Goodman to legally acquire New Mexico for the Empire. Saul discovered a violation of the Alien Tort Statute by the New Mexican governor, and also discovered that New Mexico had no actual borders and could be reshaped according to the whims of the government. Using this information, Chatlantis took over the capital city of Albuquerque and incorporated New Mexico into their empire.

Saul was putting in good work, so Chatlantis hired him again to legally acquire the state of Arizona. He discovered that Arizona was actually part of California, which Chatlantis had set their sights on for its vast quantities of gold. Saul tried to convince the governor of Arizona that they could retain their independence if they joined Chatlantis, but then the Emperor of Chatlantis appeared and threatened the governor with death if they did not join, which succeeded, causing Arizona to join the Empire.

Saul then tried to convince the governor of California to join the Empire, explaining the benefits of joining the Empire and showing him evidence of Chatlantis' past conquests. It worked, and California joined the Empire, granting Chatlantis access to all of its gold.

However, Dougkota then hired Saul themselves to attempt to expand their own Empire. The Space Pope, who had been in a relationship with Saul, realized she needed to marry Saul in order to have him permanently join the Empire. However, Saul rejected her proposal, and Saul remained a neutral party.

Chatlantis then hired Saul again to reform the NFL, which would be a special resource to aid them in taking over the US. Saul agreed and successfully reformed the NFL, becoming the commissioner of the Houston Texans and the Dallas Cowboys, the only two teams in the league. With the help of the NFL, Chatlantis successfully took over the state of Nevada from Dougkota.

Space Pope then went on a romantic date with Saul Goodman to the sun, but the date went awry and they ended up breaking up their relationship. This enraged the citizens of Chatlantis. Saul also continued to accept jobs from the Dougkotan empire, causing the citizens to develop a vendetta against Saul. Chants of "Better kill Saul!" were heard in the streets of Chatlantian cities. Many ideas were exchanged between the citizens, including sending satellite missiles to kill Saul. Eventually the Space Pope married Jim, the ex-Mormon FBI agent, and incorporated him into the Chatlantian Empire. She then sent Jim to assassinate Saul. Jim shot Saul, who then died of a heart attack.

Not long after Saul died, he returned from Heaven as an angel and annihilated the armies of Dougkota, proving his loyalty to Chatlantis after all. It was revealed that this was all part of Chatlantis' plan to take over the United States, and they once again hired Saul to sue God for ownership of Heaven on behalf of Chatlantis, which somehow worked.

Chatlantis acquired both God and Heaven, granting them the power to take over the rest of the US and destroy Dougkota. However, they never re-hired Saul to be the NFL commissioner again after they killed him. They attempted to recruit Jesus to be their NFL commissioner, but he was shot in the head by Saul.