Parkzer

Parkzer is a lawyer, police officer, gun enthusiast, financial advisor, movie enthusiast, main character, target shooter, plastic surgeon, Fourth Chairman of the Tojo Clan, doctor, store manager, sassy Princess Jasmine, breast milk deflector, and former roommate of DougDoug. Parkzer appears semi-regularly in Doug streams, often being called by DougDoug looking for legal advice. Despite being a genius lawyer, Parkzer struggles with understanding pop culture and will often get details wrong.

Parkzer has a website at Parkzer.com. He has a section of his website dedicated to DougDoug at https://parkzer.com/category/dougdoug/.

History
Parkzer first appeared in the DDCU on Feb 16, 2020 when he and Doug made sushi with fish and corn dogs with their mutual friend Allie Meowy.

Then Parkzer appeared on I brought a Real Lawyer to teach me Gun Safety where he played Tetris, Type Racer, Mario Party, and gun safety.

Then Parkzer did a stock challenge where both he and Doug and Twitch Chat picked $10,000 of stocks to invest in. As the greatest lawyer in the world he picked the best stocks that no normal human being has ever heard of. The current status is on Doug's website at dougdoug.com/stocks.

One day Doug went to get a haircut so Parkzer did a Q&A on his stream while Doug was gone. Parkzer couldn't keep up with donations and streamed for 2 hours. Parkzer said Doug didn't get his haircut because he went on the wrong day.

Parkzer appeared on Rosa's birthday party in the grand finale when he made a WoW character named Rosatheotter and Twitch Chat escorted him to the ocean. This was the first time he streamed in 3 years. Because the stream went so well and got so many donations, Parkzer had to eat a whole salmon with DougDoug live on stream wearing bunny suits. Parkzer said on his website it was his favorite stream of all time.

Parkzer went to PAX west with DougDoug and did a meet and greet. People brought completely normal things for Parkzer to sign, like a divorce contract, broken blender, toy drill, miniature rubber chicken, catnip mouse, issue of National Geographic magazine, computer science homework, an atlas, and Red Bull.

Personal Life
In his free time he is a full time employee of video game studio Tempo Storm where he is the official lawyer and official police officer. Tempo Storm is where he first met DougDoug. He is also a full time employee for himself where he tells other people how to be a lawyer and police officer.

Parkzer graduated from Prairie Ridge High School in 2010. Parkzer graduated from University of Wisconsin-Madison in 2014 with a Bachelor of Science in Sociology, Psychology, Criminal Justice. He still goes to continuing education school at University of Nevada, Las Vegas for Organizational Leadership, Management. He volunteers for the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.

Parkzer grew up in Chicago and moved to Los Angeles in 2015 and then to Las Vegas in 2018. He said he hates California so he moved out.

He is a black belt in taekwondo and used to teach MMA. He can be seen in a Youtube video where he is casting a guy doing kicks. Tornado Kick & 360° Back Kick – Demo vs. Sparring – Taekwondo

Gun
Parkzer is famous for having a gun but never shooting it at anyone. He says he has a gun because he lives in the USA and other people have guns and he doesn't want to be at a disadvantage in a gun fight. He has a custom white Glock 19. He said he painted it white because he wanted something unique and different that not many people have but didn't want it to look like a toy either.

Parkzer has said in the past that he also has a Colt M4 Carbine but hasn't shown it on stream before.

Quotes

 * "Ok" after Doug tells him I love you
 * "You are literally trolling"
 * "No I will not shoot you"
 * "What's the donkey's name in Shrek?"
 * "I watched Rick and Morty. Wait is that a movie?"

Trivia

 * On September 9th, 2022, Parkzer claimed that he was a "not-lawyer" in a one-word story thread on the DougDoug discord server. This is false.
 * A DougDoug discord user corrected this, adding that Parkzer was a judge.
 * On October 16th, 2022, Parkzer did a Q&A on the DougDoug discord server.
 * He likes cats more than dogs
 * He cant play FPS because he gets motion sickness but he likes storyline MMORPGS
 * He types 170 words per minute
 * He will not sign a living thing unless the living thing gives consent
 * He likes the Rush Hour movies and police comedy movies
 * He is on a really long road trip and says he is homeless
 * He used to play in a pop punk rock band in high school and his favorite bands are Motion City Soundtrack, Fall Out Boy, Yellowcard, All-American Rejects, All Time Low, Panic! at the Disco, Sum 41, and Pierce the Veil
 * His favorite food is sushi and salmon belly
 * You can't get the death penalty for jaywalking
 * He is really like this in real life and is not faking it for stream
 * He wants to visit Alaska