The Grocery Store

The Grocery Store is a large underground complex underneath Doug's house, next to the the Basement. It is a large grocery store which sells a variety of items, such as milk and divorce. It is sealed off from the basement, but has its own residents. It is unknown why some victims of the Joke Hole are sent to the Grocery Store.

The residents of the Grocery Store spend their precious Official United States Dollarydoos on food and oxygen to survive. The Grocery Store has many employees, mostly janitors. Many of these employees often go on strike, and work for a Trade Union. Biff Bezos works there. The Grocery Store is believed to be sentient, although it DougDoug won't give it health insurance.

Some people like to call the Grocery Store "Doug-Mart", but there will be no cute nicknames for that terrible place. The wiki will call it the Grocery Store.

War with the Basement
The Grocery Store-dwellers have always been at war with the Basement-dwellers. No warfare has actually occurred though, as they cannot reach each other. They just yell at each other on Doug's stream.

Aisle 1
Directions are ⬆️ ⬅️ ➡️ 🔄 ⬇️ ↔️ 1️⃣ ↖️ ↪️ 🎵 🇦 :dougNom: ↗️ ↙️ ↘️ ☢️ 6️⃣ 🚰 🇧🇦 ℹ️. Believed to contain nuclear waste barrels with a 30% off sale. The original manager of aisle 1 is and forever will be until his death discord user Gaser#0458, as attested by this discord message. However, discord user and ex-employee bleikr#3283 still claims that divorce lawyer/cop/ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ʳᵉᵖʳᵉˢᵉⁿᵗᵃᵗᶦᵛᵉ of Twitch chat and the DougDoug channel: Parkzer#9805 has appointed him with the role of new manager, however, since Parkzer is not available to confirm, and probably doesn't even know about the internal clash inside the grocery store, Gaser remains the "one and only" true manager and king of the "glorious kingdom of Aisle 1".

"Aisle 1 management severely apologizes for the previous inconveniences, have a nice day, and remember to eat your barrels!"

Aisles 2-12
Aisles 2-12 are believed to exist, due to the fact that Aisle 13 is, well, numbered as the 13th aisle. Supposedly, there does exist pamphlets in Aisle 13 about the contents of these aisles and Aisle 1, but since no such information has been found thus far, the contents of these aisles are unknown.

Aisle 13
Aisle 13 is largest aisle in the Grocery Store. It is so expansive that some believe it is infinite, or that it's the only one in the whole store. It would break a world record for the largest grocery store aisle, but every Guinness World Records employee who has ever gone there has mysteriously disappeared. Clean-ups are frequently called in Aisle 13. IRS authorities have also been found stabbed to death in Aisle 13.

According to Doug, Biff is dead and his body can be found in this aisle. Within Aisle 13 a video game called Douggle: Jonitor's Revenge was found.

Known Contents
The aisle's seemingly infinite size and large array of items has made many to believe it has every item in the universe, although this cannot be verified. Below is a list of confirmed items that are sold within Aisle 13. The Manager's Office is known to be in Aisle 13.


 * Milk
 * Ketchup
 * Cheerios - Whole Grain Oats Cereal
 * Bread Loaves
 * Ice Cream
 * Turkey Meat
 * Reindeer Hooves
 * Pamphlets covering the contents of Aisles 1-12
 * Divorce Lawyer Horses (Div-Horse Lawyers)
 * The Div-Horse Lawyers are known to be next to the Reindeer Hooves.
 * Oxygen Tanks

Unconfirmed Contents
Below is a list of items that were theorized to have been once sold at the Grocery Store, but its not entirely clear that the items were sold at Doug-Mart, and the exact aisle is unknown, although its very possible they could've been found on aisle 13.


 * Eggs
 * Cheese
 * Vanilla Extract
 * Heart of Doug's firstborn child (Note: Doug has never even had children)
 * Black Olives
 * Gallons of Baby Oil
 * Lab Glassware
 * Screws
 * Polyvinyl Chloride
 * Tobacco Pipes
 * Fertilizer
 * Tobacco Pipes
 * Fertilizer

In the YT Short where this information originates, there was 2 ingredients which were censored, and it is heavily implied those were some ingredients to cook Meth, as well as Lab Glassware. The last 4 items were the things a random Twitch chatter said were the ingredients to make Meth.

Aisle 31
Aisle 31 is known to be the aisle where Biff was stabbed by Swordman211, who was hired by Doug, as stated below in this page. Not much else is known about this aisle, or its contents. The existence of this aisle does bring up the possibility of the existence of Aisles 14-30, although there is little evidence of these aisles existing.

Milk Aisle
The Milk Aisle is one of the two aisles that aren't numericalized, the other being the Union Aisle. Not much is known about this aisle, other than the fact that it very obviously contains milk, and that a Twitch chatter failed to find their dad there.

Union Aisle
Not much is known about this aisle, as it was mentioned by Doug only once. It is speculated that this is where member's of the Workers' Union come to meet up and discuss things.

Aisle 30
Only mentioned briefly via TTS by a Twitch user. The user claims Biff could have found there, sobbing.

Aisle 47 and Aisle 3828.37
Both claimed to exist by discord user awsomns3#3411, the contents of which are unknown.

Rumors

 * There have been rumors that DougDoug has been robbing the inhabitants of the Grocery Store and selling their precious milk and oxygen to the basement-dwellers, however this is not yet confirmed.
 * There have also been rumors that Doug has been sourcing his products by robbing the homes of his Twitch viewers and reselling them in the Grocery Store.

The Biff Stabbing
Twitch user Swordman211 was hired by Doug to stab Biff in the Grocery Store. This led to the creation of the Biff Stab Hole, which would send all money dropped into it to Biff's labor union to help him recover. Biff was then revived by the Gay Necromancer OfficialLesbian using "Lesbian Magic".

Trans Biff
The so called “Biff Hole” which was created by the stabbing now houses the grocery stores’ estrogen supply. “Everybody knows we store the estrogen in the biff hole” (DougDougW 10/18/22). Biff never officially came out, but most of twitch chat seems to agree that Biff was trans femme.

Trivia

 * Every customer in the Grocery Store is given a complimentary berry.
 * Doug is known to have little to no health benefits for his employees, which often causes them to go on strike.

Entrances

 * Entering the Joke Hole has a small chance of sending you here.

Exits

 * There are no known exits in the Grocery Store.