Empire of Dougkota

The Empire of Dougkota is a branch of the Rig Lord Order based in the remnants of the United States of America. They are a major player in the United States AI Invasion.

Description
Dougkota spans the northeastern Midwest of the US and the northern Rockies. It is sparsely populated; many of its own citizens were slaughtered by the War-Crime General, or drafted into the Army which was eventually annihilated by the heavenly power of Saul Goodman. The existing citizens are mostly Mormons who live off of corn-based food. Many of them were citizens of territories that were forcibly taken by Dougkota, and live in fear of native Dougkotans.

History
After Dougtopia's defeat at the hands of Chatistan in Europe, the remnants of the Dougtopians fled to Ohio to regroup. At some point, they moved their base of operations to South Dakota, where they founded the new Empire of Dougkota in an attempt to take over the United States. In South Dakota, they acquired the resource of Corn.

Meanwhile, Chatistan expanded into the US themselves, forming the branch of Chatlantis, based in Texas.

AI Invasion
Dougkota attempted to expand into North Dakota in order to combine North and South Dakota into Megakota. They sent their War-Crime General and his army of 10,000 musketmen into Stanley, the only major city in North Dakota. There, the Dougkotan Army committed unspeakable war crimes, massacring most of the population.

The General then approached the King of North Dakota to propose a merging of the major agricultural companies in North and South Dakota to form Megakota, and research the resource of MegaCorn, offering a child he found crying on the streets of Stanley as payment. Unexpectedly, it was then revealed that the child was the King's son, and he grew enraged. The General threatened the king, eventually intimidating him into surrendering the Kingdom of North Dakota to Dougkota and making the General the new King of North Dakota. However, his dream of MegaCorn never came to fruition.

Dougkota continued to expand, setting their sights on California which was full of gold. The War-Crime General met with the king of neighboring Wyoming, proposing an alliance. The king of Wyoming had heard of the General's horrific crimes in Stanley, and gave up Wyoming without a fight. Dougkota then built a town called DougTown within Wyoming, frightening the Wyomingites, but they had little choice but to submit to the Dougkotans. DougTown soon became the new capital of Dougkota.

They then attempted to expand into the Mormon-infested state of Utah. The Dougkotan Emperor offered many bushels of Dougkota's finest corn to the Duke of Utah as an offering to convince them to join the empire. However, it was a trap; the corn was actually a bomb, and the Duke of Utah was blown up when he took the corn home. With Utah deprived of its leader, Dougkota took the opportunity to invade Utah and easily take over the state.

While this was happening, Saul Goodman was helping the empire of Chatlantis expand its territory, acquiring many states in their name. The Dougkotan Emperor considered killing Saul, but then realized that Saul never actually joined Chatlantis, and he could still be hired by anybody. So the Emperor called Saul to legally acquire the state of Nevada, offering corn as payment. Saul agreed and went to the city of Washington D. to meet with Lincoln, attempting to convince him to let Dougkota have Nevada. They talked for a long time, but in the end Dougkota did not gain anything at all as a result of this conversation.

Having been disappointed by Saul's performance, Dougkota attempted to get Nevada into their empire by offering corn and building the entertainment city of Las Vegas in exchange. The governor of Nevada was skeptical, but like the king of Wyoming, he was intimidated by Dougkota's growing power and decided it would be more dangerous to refuse, so he joined the Empire. However, this didn't last, as Nevada was soon taken over by Chatlantis, who had just hired Saul to be their NFL commissioner.

Discouraged, Dougkota decided to expand towards Washington, where Starbucks, a potential special resource, was based. They attempted to invade Idaho with their insane General and 10,000 musketmen, but the Idahoans were incredibly violent farmers who easily overpowered the Dougkotan army. The General was slaughtered and dismembered and his body parts were burned and the ashes buried.

It was a total loss for Dougkota, and the leadership of the Empire felt they had to get creative in order to acquire Idaho. So they created a secret program to train their Mormons in Utah to be FBI agents. Meanwhile, DougTown purchased land from Idaho to create a giant corn farm, and used Saul to hire Jim, a former member of the Mormon FBI. Again, this did not last, as Chatlantis sent their Space Pope to seduce and marry Jim, incorporating him into their Empire instead.

Dougkota then offered their Corn to Idaho, proposing to feed all the Idahoan citizens with corn flakes. The leader of Idaho considered this, but instead sent his army of farmers to the border of Idaho and the Dougkotan Empire, led by General William Tecumseh "Iron-Balls" Sherman, who was the son of the North Dakotan king. Only Saul stood between the Idahoans and Dougkota. Saul stopped the Idahoans from attacking Dougkota, and instead worked with a man named Mel to create an advertising campaign for corn flakes in Idaho to convince them to join the Empire. This finally convinced Idaho to join the Dougkotan Empire, and the Idahoan soldiers bolstered the ranks of the Dougkotan army to 50,000 men. Additionally, "Iron-Balls" became the new General of the Dougkotan Army.

Enraged by Saul's rejection of their Space Pope as well as him working with their enemy, the Empire of Chatlantis sent Jim to assassinate Saul. Saul died of a heart attack after Jim shot him. Saul Goodman is dead and will not come back ever.

The Dougkotan army then took their new army led by "Iron-Balls" to attack Washington in an attempt to take it over. The Governor of Washington called "Iron-Balls," fearing the incoming attack, and allied with Oregon to attempt to fight back against the Dougkotan army. But before the Oregonian army could arrive, Saul Goodman returned as an angel, using heavenly power to annihilate the Dougkotan army, the result of an elaborate plan by Chatlantis.

While Chatlantis hired Saul again to attempt to legally acquire Heaven, Dougkota offered their General "Iron-Balls" to Washington in an attempt to ally. It worked, and "Iron-Balls" became the new governor of Washington. However, "Iron-Balls" hated his job and ended up leaving the Empire in a search for true love. Eventually, he found a North Dakotan girl named Mary and they lived happily ever after. Dougkota lost their general and the state of Washington as a result.

Ultimately, Dougkota was defeated by Chatlantis, who acquired enough power to take over the rest of the US after legally acquiring Heaven and God.