European AI Invasion

The European AI Invasion is the first episode of the AI Invasion Series, one of the most popular series on the DougDoug YouTube Channel. It is also the first chapter chronologically in the timeline. The video it originates from is titled "Twitch Chat and I invaded Europe with Artificial Intelligence".

It takes place in the year 1,000, located obviously within Europe. The players are DougDoug and Twitch Chat, who are playing as the First Dougtopian Empire in the region of Germany, and the Chatistani Empire in the region of Vatican City. For a list of the rules of AI Invasion, go to this page.

Setup
Although Doug had stated that the Europe AI Invasion takes place in 1,000 A.D, the map won't be accurate to 1,000 A.D historical maps, and will instead be using the modern Europe map. He also grouped up Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and Montenegro as one country, as well as grouping Albania, Kosovo, and North Macedonia into one country.

The reasons for these changes is for the familiarity of a modern Europe map, as well as the sake of simplicity. Functionally, the only main change is that the technological advancement of the countries, particularly in warfare, is from 1,000 A.D (e.g swords, horseback cavalry, sieges, extremely prototypal firearms, etc.), as well as the system of government (e.g Kingdoms, Duchies, Chiefdoms, etc.).

Other than that though, Chatistan has the first turn, and each empire has 10,000 Swordsman. Dougtopia has the Starting Resource of Beer, while Chatistan has the starting resource of The Pope. Doug and Chat are also using the rule where if you're army loses a battle, it is disabled for 2 Turns.

1,000 A.D
Chatistan began their first turn by offering the Pope to be married to the King of Italy, homosexually as the Pope used to have always been Male (emphasis on used to, more on that later). Pope Francis was against the idea of marriage, but he had to comply, under the threat that Chatistan would invade and slaughter the population of Rome and Italy anyways. He defects anyways, having run into the Italian forests. (🔴Pope, -1 Resource)

Dougtopia had attempted to annex Switzerland, but the invasion failed, and he was pushed back to Germany. (🔵Dougtopia's Army is now disabled for 2 Turns due to losing a war)

Chatistan had recaptured the Pope in the forest and then they assassinate him. They then blame the Pope's death on Italy, framing them and hopefully weakening their diplomacy. At some point, Chatistan had acquired an army of entirely female warriors, nicknamed the Girlboss Army. (🟢Girlboss Army, +1 Resource)

Dougtopia attempts to make an alliance with Luxembourg, but they trick the Dougtopian Emperor into thinking they will accept, having him come in person, before bringing their army to kill the Emperor, before he escapes to the capital. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatistan tries to invade Italy with the Girlboss Army, using a war tactic where part of the army seduces the Italians to sway the fight in their favor. During the war, they end up capturing a castle which has the newly elected Pope 2 captured in a dungeon, who is also the first ever Female Pope (🟢Pope 2, +1 Resource). The final battle takes place in an underground city beneath a castle, and in the end, Chatistan is victorious. (🟢Italy, +1 Country)

Dougtopia attempts to make an alliance with Switzerland, but they declined, saying "No thanks". (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatistan offers Pope 2 to be married to the King of Switzerland for an alliance, but Pope 2, just like Pope 1, ends up running into the forest, along with some Girlboss Warriors. For some reason, Chat's point count didn't go down, so it's assumed that Pope 2 is still retrievable, and that she only left with some girlboss warriors and not the whole army. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

1,001 A.D
Dougtopia attempts another alliance with Switzerland, this time offering up Beer in exchange for the alliance. The Swiss are distrusting, because of the fact that Dougtopia already tried to invade them, so they questioned why should they trust them. But after the Swiss King takes a sip of the Beer, he immediately calls for an alliance treaty. (🟢Switzerland, +1 Country)

Chatistan attempts to make an alliance with France against Dougtopia, having the Supreme Moderator of Chatistan come there in person, but the French refuse. Having had their terms rejected, Chatistan decides to invade anyways, massacring the populations, and even assassinating the King of France (🟢France, +1 Country)

Dougtopia tries to invade Luxembourg with their newly replenished army, but the battle ends in a stalemate. Dougtopia then offered and alliance with Luxembourg, but they declined. (🔵Dougtopia's Army is now disabled for 2 Turns due to losing an invasion)

Chatistan collects their top scientists and engineers to invent a (then) new technology, gunpowder. They are successful, creating a new type of cavalry troop, Cannons on Horses, AKA Gunicorns. They then use these Gunicorns to exert dominance and commit atrocities on the French People. (🟢Horse Cannons, +1 Resource)

Dougtopia attempts to create a new type of infantry troop. By training and arming wild German bears, they could create the Battle Bears. And so they began researching and training these ferocious beasts. They are largely successful, and use the Battle Bears to put down a rebellion / revolution / civil war in Switzerland, but all of the bears are shot down and completely annihilated. (🔵Dougtopia's Army is now disabled for 2 Turns due to losing a war)

Chatistan, seeing the moment of weakness within Dougtopia, attempts to invade the heartland of Germany, which should be heavily underdefended, as Doug's army has recently been destroyed. But the Dougtopians successfully repel the invasion, which implies severe incompetence and weakness in the French troops. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Dougtopia had believed that the only reason Luxembourg was so strong, was that they made a pact with Belgium, and Belgium was funneling resources and troops into Luxembourg. And so Dougtopia tries to make an alliance treaty with Belgium. The Dougtopian Emperor sends off their daughter to be married to the King of Belgium, and the marriage goes through, creating the alliance. (🟢Belgium, +1 Country)

1,002 A.D
Chatistan decides to create a deadly plague originating from rats, and use it to poison baguettes (AKA Plaguettes) which would be sent to the populace of Luxembourg in order to weaken them, but the Plaguettes accidentally get sent to France and end up poisoning the French People. And so Chatistan decides to invade Luxembourg anyways, slaughtering the peoples with the Girlboss Army, bombarding the cities with Horse Cannons, and successfully annexing the country. (🟢Luxembourg, +1 Country)

Dougtopia had now wanted to make an alliance with Britain, but before that, they gathered their chefs and culinary experts to invent and research Fish and Chips, to hopefully make the British more likely to accept an alliance. The Queen of England and the Dougtopian Emperor even meet up in person, but no successful alliance treaty was passed. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatistan attempts to find the missing Pope 2 in the forest, and then have her be married to the Queen of England homosexually. But Pope 2 refuses to go along, and instead starts a resistance movement against the empire. She gathers some Girlboss Warriors and hosts multiple ambushes and skirmishes on Chatsitani castles (🔴Pope 2, -1 Resource). Chatistan, after having the alliance plan fail, decides to annex Britain anyways, sending their Gunicorns to bombard cities such as London, and they successful conquer the country. (🟢Britain, +1 Resource)

Dougtopia now tries to make an alliance with Ireland. The Dougtopian Emperor meets up with the Irish President, to discuss the terms of an alliance treaty. After a while of discussion (and a bit of threatening), the president agrees to the treaty (🟢Ireland, +1 Country), as well as giving a List of European Union Leaders. (🟢EU Leaders List, +1 Resource)

Chatistan had now decided to once again invade Germany, and annex Dougtopia's starting country. A merciless massacre transpires, and Chatistan had conquered the lands of Germany successfully. (🟢Germany, 🟣+1 Resource,🔴Germany, 🟠-1 Resource)

Dougtopia, with the remaining armies in Belgium, had decided to invade Luxembourg, with many of the Chatistani forces caught up in Germany. The Dougtopians manage to slaughter the Luxembourgish soldiers, even while outnumbered, never losing a single soldier themselves. Chatistan had sent forces to relieve Luxembourg, but when the Dougtopians arrive at the final palace, they see that one of the Chatistani Emperors has become a literal God Emperor, who incinerates the Dougtopian army and flies away. The battle of Luxembourg was a draw since both armies were destroyed. (🔵Both armies are now disabled for 2 Turns due to losing a war)

Chatistan had now begun searching for their mighty God Emperor, after he went missing in the Battle of Luxembourg. They end up searching in the depths of Hell, where at Hell's gate, they see the God Emperor rising out of it, "The mighty warrior, the master of magic and fireballs!" as called by the Chatistani, had returned to the empire. (🟢God Emperor, +1 Resource)

1,003 A.D
Dougtopia tries to make an alliance with The Netherlands, offering up their List of EU Leaders, so the Dutch could assassinate all of Europe and gain political power. The Dutch Chieftan declines, stating that he was gay and didn't want to marry anyone. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatistan had now begun gathering the God Emperor to make a marriage alliance with Satan, and take over Hell, which SOMEHOW worked, with the marriage going through, and Chatistan successfully conquering the depths of Heck. (🟢Heck, +1 ... Dimension?)

And with the final, tenth point, Chatistan is now victorious, in the European AI Invasion.

Epilogue
The God Emperor later became transgender female, and she and Satan later had a son together, who would be named Francis the Great Warrior , otherwise known as Pope 3. Francis grew up in the Chatistani imperial capital of Dark City. He was raised by his mother, the Empress, who raised him about all the things he needed to learn if he were to one day be emperor.

The Empress and the Supreme Moderator sent off Francis to go to school in Dougtopia, in which the Supreme Moderator gets very impressed of Francis's intellect. He introduces him to a beautiful woman at the Moderator's court named Kaitlin, who happens to be one of the daughters of the Dougtopian Emperor.

Francis and Kaitlin end up falling in love and get married, forming a marriage alliance between the two nations, forming the great Empire of Chugtopia and officially bringing peace to the lands. Francis and Kaitlin would later have a daughter together named Jennifer. Although given the nature of the DougDoug YT Channel, its extremely likely that they've gotten divorced, and that the Chugtopian Empire was split back into two, which would be a canon explanation for the continued rivalry of these two orders.

Note: For those who only watched the final product YouTube video, and are confused that there is an Epilogue, the Epilogue was in the original Twitch stream of the European AI Invasion (vod). It's likely that it was cut, since the peace ending wouldn't have fit well when the American AI Invasion was coming out soon, and the ending made it seem like an end to the series, when it was just the beginning.

Trivia

 * The demonym of people from Chatistan is Chatistani, and the demonym of people from Dougtopian is Dougtopian.
 * When Chatistan had conquered both Italy and France, they didn't get the islands of Corsica, nor Sardinia, even though they were very much visible on the map. The two islands ended up staying grey for the entire duration of the game.
 * The top leadership of the Chatistani Empire consisted of the Supreme Moderator, the God Emperor, and the Second Emperor.
 * After the marriage of Francis the Great Warrior and Kaitlin, Doug has said "Wait that means Satan is my father-in-law." which made many people in Chat find that very funny, with a handful saying that if that was an anime, they would watch it.
 * Doug's statement isn't true, as in the diagram shown in the Gallery above, and the fact that the Dougtopian Emperor was established to be named DouglasDouglas, technically Satan would be Doug's brother-in-law, not his father-in-law.
 * Doug had allowed Chat to invent Cannons on Horses, since gunpowder was invented in the 9th Century. However, it was only invented in China, and it was pretty much just fireworks. Furthermore, the invention wouldn't even spread to Europe until around the 13th Century, so Chat ended up creating cannons 200 years before they should've arrived to Europe.