DougDoug

DougDoug is an American Twitch streamer and Youtuber. Otherwise known as Douglas Scott Wreden, he was born on January 18th 1991 and grew up in the city of Sacramento, California. DougDoug has a brother and sister. His brother is popular video game developer Davey Wreden. In his videos and streams he employs the help of his Twitch Chat to help him solve problems that no one has.

Childhood
DougDoug has loved video games since he was a young child. One of his earliest video games was Pajama Sam: No Need To Hide When It's Dark Outside. DougDoug especially loved platformers such as Mario and Donkey Kong. DougDoug claims that he was the best at 2D platformers in his friend group.

On his first day of school, DougDoug peed his pants. A girl named Katie laughed the loudest saying "Pee Pants Doug". DougDoug dedicated his life to getting good at video games so that he could one day beat a video game in front of Katie to show that he is not "Pee Pants Doug".

At another point in his early school years, DougDoug got new boots there where too big for him. They were scarlet and he loved a lot. One day when it was raining DougDoug went to jump in a puddle, but his boots got stuck in the mud causing him to fall face first into mud in front of the entire school.

(shit king story)

DougDoug would eat a paper crown as he ate his own shit. His brother Davey Wreden would run around with a flag inscribed "Shit King".

DougDoug's title as Shit King later came up again during a Swim Meet. During the Swim Meet when it was his time on the diving board he was so nervous that when he jumped into the pool he pooped. Despite the entire school noticing, DougDoug didn't. He continued to flander around the pool trying to get past his sub par swimming abilities. Even worse, that day the school had a tournament for the video game "Only Up". He lost the tournament by a land slide. To this day this memory is so horrible that it gives DougDoug horrible gas anytime he thinks about it.

In 7th grade DougDoug acquired a fascination with Ducks. He aimed to win the school talent show by swallowing a Duck call and learning how to quack. Sadly Duck calls don't echo so it just got jogged in his throat.

Later during Prom, DougDoug tried to give his crush Katie a duck. Sadly he dropped the duck sending it into a frenzy. This put the entire school into a mass pancic.

Modern
Doug created his channel in March 2008 under the username Gloudas, but didn't start uploading videos until September 2015. His original videos were usually related to the online video game Hearthstone, but in September 2018, he changed his channel name to DougDoug and changed his content alongside it.

Doug has since made content where he attempts to complete simple tasks in video games, such as completing a level in Super Mario Bros. or driving from one destination to another in GTA V, but in unconventional and challenging ways, such as using voice commands only to control his character or while wearing a blindfold. He also does challenges where he allows Twitch Chat to play games by typing in commands and actions in the hopes of beating the game or level. He's also gained popularity because of his '...but explained with food' series where he explains gaming-related topics but with food as elaborate analogies. He has other hobbies aside from streaming like supporting worldwide sensation, Lydia, who is a celebrity K-pop star. He also has a second channel called DougDougDoug, which consists of Twitch challenges that were not considered good enough for the main channel as well as other comedic videos and updates. He would then create a new government, Fartocracy.

More recently, more shocking information has been discovered. For example, Doug is now known to have the worst posture of all mankind.

The Rig Lord
In the video "I let an AI rewrite my LinkedIn profile (and forced spammers to read it)," DougDoug is revealed to be a Skyrim modder and cheater named Diablo the Cheater. Some of the mods mentioned is one that spawns cheese, one that kills Fondle, and one that turns the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer). He has been the first to create a cheating cheats list of the game and has cheated in thirty other games. He has proclaimed himself as a god on more than one occasion, leading some to suspect him being a narcissist.

Diablo the Cheater is actually Doug's Rig Lord alias. The name Douglas Wreden wasn't very threatening (his famous Grandpa Wreden came to the U.S. from Germany to become a divorce lawyer and was loved by the American people), so he took up the moniker Diablo the Cheater. Now he is notorious throughout the land. Everyone knows of his cheating and rigging. Some think he is Doug from an alternate timeline, but no. Diablo the Cheater is here.

Alternate Timelines
(Note: for a list of more alternate Dougs visit This Page)

Mexican DougDoug
In an alternate timeline seen via a Twitch Chat bedtime story, generated by NovelAi in the stream "The stream ends when I beat 10 levels in 1 life," DougDoug is a Mexican American man who grew up in Los Anglos, California. He is a former conservational biologist who traveled to many zoos and aquariums to check on the welfare of the animals. After retiring from his career early DougDoug became a Twitch Streamer and ended up beating the Mario Maker 10 level challenge an hour early than our DougDoug in his version of "The stream ends when I beat 10 levels in 1 life."

DougDouglas
In another alternate timeline seen via the Twitch Chat bedtime stories, generated by NovelAi in the stream "The stream ends when I beat 10 levels in 1 life," DougDoug is streamer known as DougDouglas. DougDouglas works at DougD industries in a job that gives him alot of freetime for streaming and playing videogames. DougD industries is a company that makes a very unique product DougDouglas got rich off of stocks from. DougDouglas is also formerly an atheist who returned to God after he became a genie and got to have an interview with God on the Steve Colbert show. DougDouglas always starts all his streams with a deep voice saying "Hi, my name is DougDouglas! How are you today" which prompts Twitch Chat to ask him to repeat, which he does but much slower causing Twitch Chat to laugh.

Dougie D. Wabblo
Dougie D. Wabblo is the main protagonist of the Douggle series of action RPGs.

Quotes/Catchphrases

 * "Hey this is DougDoug, where we solve problems that no-one has..." (old video intro)
 * "I'm playing the best goddamn [whatever game he's playing] of my life."
 * "WE'RE F*CKING IN THERE, LETS GO!"
 * "That's how / this is how [whatever he's doing] is meant to be played."
 * "It's Poob!"
 * "Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack video gaming challenges and also talk about things with food. (Video description)"
 * "I'm more of a second half kind of [whatever he's doing]"
 * "Jesus take the Wheel!"
 * "This is fine..."
 * "Han shot first."
 * "Yarrr it's rewind time!"
 * "Should I use the sh*t command more?"
 * "Barn Finders Barn Finders Barn Finders"
 * "Lesson One - Stay on the Road"
 * "Don't worry, [random food] is keto"
 * "Hi' I'm Diablo Diablo, and this is Food News."
 * "NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"
 * "Will Smith is not a pirate."
 * "I know, it’s a party!"
 * "What even is A*s Gum? Let me look it up.. ew."
 * "MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR?"
 * "I think Sonic might be really high."
 * "-and can I get the number 7, with three chalupas?"
 * "That's crazy. Just crazy enough to work..."
 * "Write that down."
 * "OPEN THE FART GATES!"
 * "I know that I'm an adult man, but farts are so funny to me still."
 * "I am the honorable judge DougDoug, and today we will be deciding this, once and for all. Welcome to my courtroom. This is Food Court."
 * "I am the shit king."
 * "This is do-able."
 * "Why don't we eat dog cheese? Why have we never eaten dog cheese? You could totally do it."
 * "If there's a company that makes ethically made dog cheese then I wanna make dog yogurt and label it as dogurt."
 * "It's true! You CAN make dog cheese!"
 * "Can we get some dancefrogs in chat?"
 * "Is she trying to be sexy? or is her life in danger? I don't actually- or both!?"
 * "You guys are the most confident confused people I've ever met."
 * "My economy runs on a human heart standard."
 * "It's really easy to shoplift if you are just confident."
 * "I know what I say doesn't do anything in you guys' brain, but I really want to emphasize, you are NOT like locked up in my basement being forced to watch this ... except for the one guy."
 * "Heroin is probably fucking awesome."
 * "I've done ecstasy, I haven't because it's illegal."
 * "I would bet my left dick he's gonna double it."
 * "When I pull up with 18 garbage bags full of balls, and I say 'Hey I know you've got a bunch of children do you want these?' "
 * "Oxygen capitalism is a beautiful thing."
 * "You are being filled with gay peanut butter, emotionally."
 * "Wait you guys are making meth in my basement?"
 * "All this stuff is just like a big messy pile of garbage that I occasionally rework into different garbage, that I then eat and then like vomit out later, and it's just this rotating pile of vomit and garbage and human refuse, it's very gross."
 * "I can't get over that 5000 people watched me debug shitty code for 3 full hours on stream today. I'm increasingly realizing that my viewers are insane, or trapped in my basement and forced to watch, or both."
 * "Lift up the couch cushions, see if someone left a kidney in there. If we can scrounge just a little bit more, we're gonna be swimming in organs by the time this is over."
 * "You've probably got extra blood. You don't need ALL the blood in your body. Stop being selfish."
 * "You don't need the small intestine. The big one you can just stretch out, it's why it's called the big intestine. Kids are so selfish with intestines these days."
 * "You might have the Moon, and Saul Goodman, and Heaven, and Jesus, but you STILL got NO NFL commissioner!"
 * "Well so when a mommy dog and a daddy dog love each other very much, what they do is the daddy dog ejaculates in the mom, and then there's like a baby in the mom. And when the baby comes out, the dog makes milk."
 * "Why did Markiplier just Luigi Pump on my screen?"
 * "MOM MARKIPLIER KEEPS COMING IN MY ROOM!"
 * "MOM MARKIPLIER IS SENDING PICTURES OF ME!"
 * "You gotta learn how to spin pens right? You gotta learn how to do this, this takes a while. But this you can learn instantly. Infinity Cube, if you just want to think- Ooooh OOOHHhhh Infinity Cube. So good, so good. I'm fully erect.
 * We've got four more items. One of these is an S Tier. So what is your guess, for ANAL BEADS?
 * "I am very masculine. I am very masculine. I am very masculine."
 * "Why is the statue thirsty?"
 * "So let's say Jesus enters my car and starts driving recklessly. Am I breaking the law?"
 * "Why do all the boys keep yearning for the mines?"
 * "If you guys are able to count to 50, I'll eat my own dick."
 * "I think breaking the Pope's kneecaps is fine."
 * "Do bats have foreskin? Actually I don't want the answ- nobody, respond to that."
 * "Dude, please unsubscribe from bat foreskin facts."
 * "Me enjoy. Me good, good enjoy."
 * "It's just a challenge. Me good, good. This good. Doug good. Good doug."
 * "Sorry you're asking if I would marry, and then fuck, and then kill Biff? In that order, or a different order?"
 * "We didn't commit any war crimes. Those children were Croatian."
 * "Cranking 90's on kids is never too fun."
 * "Oh you must've eaten the cartridge."

Trivia

 * Despite claiming to use Microsoft Edge, but in reality, Doug uses Firefox (the based and correct choice of browser).
 * Doug hates the Irish.
 * Dough is extremely self-centered.
 * Doug hates poor people.
 * Doug was born on the same day as Operation Desert Storm, which began the Gulf War. He claims this is a coincidence, but you can never take a man at his word.
 * Doug took stats in college.
 * Doug has gigantic tits.
 * If Doug can't think of any ideas, he steals them from his community.
 * Doug hates magic hat.
 * Doug apparently has a 'left dick' which implies the existence of a right dick
 * Doug is Twitch Chat's Kindergarten, 3rd Grade , and 6th Grade teacher.
 * Doug's Mom prefers HBO Max over Netflix.
 * Doug has a grandfather who was originally from Germany. When asked why his grandpa left for the United States, he stated "Uh the answer to that is really fucked up, but let's just say it was around the Great Depression." and refused to elaborate further.
 * For context, the Great Depression went from 1929 to 1941, while World War 2 went from 1939 to 1945.
 * Doug currently resides in the state of Washington, although his Mom lives in Texas.
 * Doug graduated from the University of California, Berkeley, with a degree in Computer Science.
 * When Doug took a "Which Disney character are you?" personality test, his Disney character was Princess Jasmine from Aladdin.
 * Doug's favorite types of pizza are Pepperoni and Hawaiian.
 * Doug recognizes Kosovo as an independent country.
 * Doug loves watching video of bird sex.
 * Both Doug and Twitch Chat hate Crypto.
 * Doug allegedly drank piss at a party once.
 * Doug is a gay virgin who has used pornhub for over one year

Struggles in Life

 * Doug is a virgin.
 * Doug has been battling a severe Horse Tilt and Olive Oil addiction throughout his recent life.
 * Every single day, Doug has to deal with the stress of having thousands of annoying people trapped in his basement.
 * Doug suffers from severe PTSD after having to understand the plot of Kingdom Hearts.
 * Doug has two skin tags on his balls.
 * Despite being a 90s kid, Doug struggles to identify the Disney princesses.
 * Doug is bad at 2D Platformer games, but still claims that he is good at them.
 * Doug is almost always late to his streams.
 * Doug has been diagnosed with Brainrot