Michael "Mike" Dope

Michael "Mike" Dope was the King of Pole Land 2, whitch appeard in the Europe AI invasion with Charborg. He had special powers of liking cheese and outstanding rizz. He also hated war and spreaded the ideology of "make love not war".

Early life
Michael "Mike" Dope (at the time just "Mike") was born in France in 10th century, in what seems to be a universe that is alternative from the events of Europe AI Invasion during the European AI Invasion with Charborg. Mike was the son of Mike's Mom and one of the generals of Pole Land 2. He lived with his mother in France, until he was recruited by the Empire of Pole Land 2 to help them defeat the Eiffel Tower. At first he refused, but for some reason he changed his mind, joining Pole Land 2 and moving to Ireland, while his mother stayed in France. Later on, Pole Land 2 attempts to research gunpowder by kidnapping a girl named Eliza from France, who is a scientist that can create gunpowder. A battle ensues between Pole Land 2 and France. Mike participates in it and saves Eliza from being captured by the enemy using his powers. France wins the battle by defeating Pole Land 2's army, however, Pole Land 2 manages to take Eliza with them to Ireland. After that, both Eliza and Mike attempt to create gunpowder using Mike's powers and Eliza's knowlage of science. They manage to create a bomb that partially destroys Ireland. This incident was an unfortunate accident, and the explosion results in Eliza's death, however Mike survives it. When he is found in the rubble, he is asked to join the military of Pole Land 2 for good, but he refuses. After that, Mike continues to live in Ireland, but does not serve in the military anymore.

Meanwhile, the Holy Dope of Denmark, goes to France and asks Mike's Mom to marry him. She refuses, so he goes back to Denmark, but it turns out that while he was gone, Mike married the mother of the Holy Dope, and they both live in Ireland now. Mike took her last name, officialy changing his name to Mike Dope. Holy Dope attempts to enact revange for it, but while on his way to Ireland by sea, he drowns (gets lost at sea and goes missing for quite some time). After Mike successfully married the Mother of the Holy Dope, Mike became the King of Pole Land 2.

Mike Dope's Reign
Following this, Mike Dope and Mrs. Dope (the mother of the Holy Dope), together went on a honeymoon to France, where they attempted to create an alliance between Pole Land 2 and France. Mike Dope created said alliance by marrying the French President, who became his 2nd Wife. After their marriage, while still in France, Mike Dope visited his Mother, who told him that "the world needs love more than anything else". He presumably adopted this logic and continued his conquest of Europe through friendly means. After that, the Holy Dope somehow returned and defeated the army of Pole Land 2. The Empire survived, but it's army was severly wounded.

After that unfortunate incident, Mike Dope, Mrs. Dope and the French President yet again go on a honeymoon, this time to Italy, so that Mike can marry a major politician and create an alliance between Pole Land 2 and Italy. It is partially successfull, as Mike Dope marries the Pope, and creates an alliance between Pole Land 2 and Vatican City. Right after that, Mike Dope, Mrs. Dope, the French President, and the Pope go on a honeymoon to Italy, to yet again try to get Mike to marry a powerful figure in Italy to create an alliance with them. This time it is successful. Mike Dope romantically tells the President of Italy, Sergio Mattarella to "Pound Sand", whitch results in Sergio Matarella and Mike Dope marrying, and an alliance between Pole Land 2 and Italy being created. Because of that, Mike Dope and all of his wifes went on a honeymoon to Italy in order to celebrate.

Following the Italy honeymoon, Mike Dope, Mrs. Dope, the French President, the Pope, and Sergio Mattarella went to Austria, in order to create a treaty between Pole Land 2 and Austria. Pole Land 2 offers to build a national monument called "The Michael Tower" in Austria in exchange for an alliance with them. They successfully created an alliance between Pole Land 2 and Austria, however "The Michael Tower" did not get build. Instead, Mike Dope starts a great tournament in Vienna, that lasts one week. The prize for the winner was 10 million dollars, and the contestants had to pay 5 million dollars to participate. Because of that, Pole Land's enemy, the Empire of Divorcia, send the Holy Dope into the tournament to get close to Mike and assassinate him. It is unsuccessfull, and the Holy Dope both can't assassinate Mike, and can't win, so everyone laughts at him, and so he dies.

After the Vienna Tournament was over, Mike Dope, Mrs. Dope, the French President, the Pope, and Sergio Mattarella all went on a pilgrimage to Britain, where Mike attempted to marry The Queen of England. Mike's takes The Queen of England on a date to Paris, and shows her the Eiffel Tower. Following this, The Queen of England agrees to marry Mike Dope, and so an alliance was created between Pole Land 2 and Britain. However, while in Paris with the Queen of England, the Empire of Divorcia attempts to invade France, take Paris and kill Mike. Luckly for Pole Land 2, Mike, the King of Pole Land 2 and the Emperor of France, manages to fend of Divorcia by using his special ability: he eats cheese. Mike and the Queen of England survive this close call, and the Divorcian Army is reduced to nothing.

Following this attack, Mike Dope, Mrs. Dope, the French President, the Pope, Sergio Mattarella, and the Queen of England, all form together to attack the Empire of Divorcia in Germany as a revenge. The Pole Land 2's army enters Germany with Mike Dope as their Leader, but instead of brutally taking over Germany, Mike Dope and his followers build a monument called "The Michael Tower" in Berlin as a sign of peace. Following this, Mike and Pole Land 2's army retreats from Germany, and they all return to England.

Mike Dope's Death
After Mike and his army build the Michael Tower in Germany, the Divorcia Empire decided to still enact an assassination attempt on Mike. This time, they sent an ambassador of Divorcia to England, and offered Mike a delicious wheel of danish cheese. But unbeknownst to Mike, the cheese was actually filled to the brim with extremely deadly poison. Unfortunately, this attempt on Mike's Life is successfull, and so he dies there and then in England, due to lethal poisoning.

Aftermath of Mike's Death
Following his death, Mrs. Dope, the French President, the Pope, Sergio Mattarella, and the Queen of England all were left without a husband. They decide to take tests for pregnancy, and see if there ca be a succesor of Mike that would be his own child. It turns out that both Mrs. Dope, Sergio Mattarella, the Pope and the Queen of England are pregnant. They all move into a large real estate that Mike owned in London and decide to live there.

Mike's Successors
And so, there are 4 successors to Mike's throne, 4 Michael Juniors. However, to ruin Mike's legacy, the Divorcian Empire sends some dudes to London to kidnap the 4 Michael Juniors. However, in the end, they do not kidnap the 4 Michael Juniors, and instead give them eac a bag of cocaine, and tell them to sell it to King Pike the of Poland. One of Mike Juniors does exactly that, and gains a lot of money for candy. He is shunned by the other Mike Juniors. Following that, All 4 Michael Juniors made their way to the Big Horse Statue in the middle of Slovakia to attempt to make a drug deal with the Slovak Government, and create an alliance between Pole Land 2 and Slovakia. They successfully created an alliance, and the President of Slovakia gave the 4 Michael Juniors a bag of cocaine. The 4 Michael Juniors then attempted to smuggle the cocaine into USA, but were unsuccessfull, and all went to jail.

Mike's Funeral
After quite some time since Mike's passing, the Empire of Divorcia offers a deal to the government of France. They want to make an alliance treaty between Divorcia and France in exchange for giving France the Michael Tower, where they could finally bury the King Mike Dope's body. At first, the french government refuses, but then they feel bad, and finally accept the treaty. Mike Dope is burried in the Michael Tower in France, just before Poland invades and takes France with it's leader King Pike of Poland.

The Fate of Pole Land 2
Mrs. Dope, the French President, the Pope, Sergio Mattarella, and the Queen of England, were all sad that their husband and children were gone, and so they went to Poland to try to convince the King of Poland, King Pike, to marry them, and combine the empire of Poland and the empire of Pole Land 2. In the end, they don't marry King Pike, and they marry his wife instead. Either way, the empires combine, forming the Empire of Mega Poland. Finally, Pole Land 2 and Poland are a single nation, with France being a part of it all. And now, Mike Dope is peacefuly buried inside the Michael Tower, forever to be remembered as a Peacemaker.