AI Invasion Timeline

The AI Invasion Timeline is a compilation of various pieces of lore and story throughout the episodes of the AI Invasion series, which is quickly becoming popular on the DougDoug YT Channel.

This page serves as a point to collect the lore information and various details, to map out the universe and world that this series takes place in, and to better understand it. This is also going to adjust and interpret the series into a (somewhat) realistic way if possible.

10th and 11th Centuries
See Also: European AI Invasion

983 A.D
The Holy Roman Empire had gone into a state of catastrophe, as following the death of Emperor Otto II, numerous revolts had sprung up across the empire.

Henry II of Bavaria, with the aid of the kingdoms of Poland and Bohemia, had captured the infant Otto III, had successfully usurped the German throne, and had crowned himself "Emperor of the Romans".

Slavic uprisings in the northeast have pushed back the imperials tremendously, taking many bishoprics and marches, and plundering as they went. Imperial princes' attempts to relieve the lost areas have failed, and the Slavs marched further and further up the Tanger river, and into Saxony.

Italian States, such as Tibur, Rome, Bologna, Genoa, and others, seeing this moment of weakness, began operating almost entirely independently. The rebelled, laying the royal palace under siege, and laying waste to the countryside.

Things were collapsing fast, and soon enough, a period of more uprisings and failed counter revolutions caused the HRE to dissolve into smaller, now fully independent Kingdoms and Duchies.

Note: As had been stated earlier, this timeline will be trying to interpret the AI Invasion Series and try to somewhat bring it into a more realistic context. In order to get to the map that is used in the Europe AI Invasion, we need the HRE to have collapsed prior to 1,000 A.D, and the best time for that to have happened, was around the rule of Otto II and Otto III.

~990 A.D
Many nations have been created following the dissolution of the HRE (and they have also renamed themselves to their modern counterparts). Notable examples include the Kingdom of Switzerland, Kingdom of Luxembourg, Kingdom of Belgium, Kingdom of Austria, and the Chiefdom of the Netherlands.

But one of the most important new nations is the Empire of Dougtopia. The leader, King Douglas Wreden I of Germany having quickly expanded his influence in neighboring territories, and wishing to reestablish the HRE, but under a new name, he had founded the First Dougtopian Empire, a new imperial nation seeking to conquer Europe.

But in Italy, a small section of the Papal States has form the Empire of Chatistan. They seek to reform the Catholic Church, and unite Western Europe under one Christian authority, but better than when the HRE tried the exact same thing. Now, two major empires have been formed, both seeking to rule over all of Europe, and expand their influence and power.

1,000 A.D
Chatistan attempts to make an alliance with Italy via marriage with the Pope, but the Pope runs away into the forest. Dougtopia tries to annex Switzerland but fails. Chatistan assassinates the Pope in the forest, and blame the killing on Italy. They also form an army of entirely female warriors. Dougtopia had offered an alliance with Luxembourg, but they declined.

Chatistan had successfully taken over Italy with the female army, as well as getting the newly elected Pope 2. Both Dougtopia and Chatistan offer an alliance with Switzerland, but they decline both offers.

1,001 A.D
However, the second time Dougtopia offered an alliance, Switzerland accepted. Chatistan tries to make an alliance with France, but after being rejected, they decide to just annex the country outright, and they are successful. Dougtopia attempts to invade Luxembourg but fails. Chatistan ends up inventing gunpowder and Cannons on Horses, centuries before such inventions would be spread to Europe from China.

Dougtopia had attempted to create a new type of infantry troop, the Battle Bears, but all of the bears are killed in the first testing of combat. Chatistan tries to invade Germany but fails. Dougtopia offers a marriage alliance with Belgium and they accepted.

~1,002 A.D
Chatistan creates a deadly plague originating from rats and tries to use it to infect Luxembourg to weaken them, but it spreads to France instead, so they decide to invade Luxembourg anyways, taking the nation. Doug attempted to make an alliance with Britain, but no treaty could be made before Chatistan invaded Britain and annexed it, although the Pope 2 had started rebelling against the empire.

Dougtopia had made an alliance with Ireland, gaining a List of European Union Leaders. Chatistan successfully conquers Germany, splitting Dougtopia into multiple parts. Dougtopia, with the remaining forces in Belgium, invaded Luxembourg. But the Chatistani had started delving into more occult arts, and they turned one of their Emperors into a God Emperor, who destroyed the Dougtopian armies. The God Emperor had gone missing for a while, but the Chatistani eventually found them in the Gates of Hell.

~1,003 A.D
Dougtopia attempted to make an alliance with the Netherlands, but they declined. Chatistan then sent off the God Emperor to be married to Satan to control Hell and increase the empire's power. It works, and the Chatistani conquered hell.

The God Emperor and Satan later had a son together named Francis the Great Warrior, AKA Pope 3.

~1,023 A.D
Francis grows up and later falls in love with one of the daughters of the Dougtopian Emperor, Kaitlin. The two later got married and had a daughter named Jennifer, which united Dougtopia and Chatistan into Chugtopia.

Although given the nature of the DougDoug YT Channel, its extremely likely that they've gotten divorced, and that the Chugtopian Empire was split back into two, which would be a canon explanation for the continued rivalry of these two orders.

Canonically Chugtopia must've been destroyed, as it had to have been for the European monarchies to flesh out and continue into the events of the American Revolution centuries down the line, to create a United States that would later fracture.

Another way for the empire to fall is if God had stepped in to destroy it, due to its extreme heresy and close ties to Satan.

1912
On January 6, 1912, the US Congress had admitted New Mexico as the 47th State, although this was built off of a somewhat temporary document known as the Alien Tort Statute, which stated that New Mexico's borders could be very easily adjusted and changed.

On February 14, 1912, Arizona had officially became a US State, although there are old documents stating that Arizona was under the same designation and property of California.

2016
The events of the Zoo AI Invasion.


 * May 28, 2016 : Parkzer (Koala) shoots Harambe.

2032
The famous musician David Kincaid is elected President of the United States, but suddenly dies in the middle of his State of the Union Address.

2074
Saul Steinberg is born in Cicero, Illinois. Later on he would change his name to Saul Goodman and become a professional lawyer.

Between Early 2023 and 2122

 * The Quebec Sovereignty Movement had succeeded, with the province of Quebec gaining independence from Canada.
 * Canada has now sunken underwater due to Global Warming and rising sea levels.
 * Overtime, after frequent human terraforming and colonization, the Moon has now developed natural plant life, and even grows entire jungles in some areas. Although by now, there are no currently active human settlements on the moon.
 * An alien civilization, lead by an alien called Dr. Tepes, has landed on and colonized the Moon. They have gone to the Moon after their home planet was destroyed by a meteor, and they went searching across the universe looking for a new home. There are thousands of aliens living in their civilization.

22nd Century
See Also: United States AI Invasion

~2121
The United States of America has fractured. Each of the 50 states has broken off into its own government, fully independent, and the USA is no more. Many states end up creating monarchist governments, such as the Kingdom of North Dakota, Kingdom of Wyoming, and the Diarchic Duchy of Utah. What remains of the US is Washington D.C and Nevada, with Utah being one of the few states that wishes to return back to being apart of the USA.

The Kingdom of North Dakota had made attempts to annex nearby territories, but this ended up backfiring, as the wars caused the citizens of North Dakota to sink into poverty. Most citizens were survivalists who lived off the land by hunting and gathering. Their weapons were reduced to primitive bows and swords, but they were experts at guerilla warfare.

Around this time, following the chaos of the dissolution of the United States, The National Football League (NFL) has dissolved, along with the Super Bowl. The governor of Washington State, Sam Brownback, had also made an alliance with Oregon.

2122
Two new nations are formed. The Empire of Dougkota in the region of South Dakota, with great access to corn, and the Empire of Chatlantis in the region of Texas, having control of NASA. Both of these empires claim to be the successor to the First Empire of Dougtopia and the Empire of Chatistan respectively. Both nations also seek to conquer the entirety of the territory of the United States, and rule supreme over the lands.

Chatlantis had created a new branch of Catholicism with a female Space Pope as the head of the religion. They also take control of the United States Space Command. Dougkota had successfully invaded and annexed North Dakota. The General of the invasion army then began committing atrocities and war crimes on the North Dakotan people, to assert their dominance and power.

Chatlantis had sent the Space Pope and a few space shuttles to go colonize the moon. The Space Pope and the Chatlantians however, ended up making contact with the Moon Jungle Aliens (mentioned earlier), and forms an alliance with them. Later on, Dr. Tepes becomes the Empress of the empire, with her son-in-law as the Emperor and her husband.

Dougkota had sent their War Criminal General to discuss with the North Dakotan King about merging the two states' agricultural companies into one company called Megakota, but the General derails, and instead threatens the King into making him the New King of North Dakota, by blackmailing him and using the King's son as a hostage.

Chatlantis had attempted to invade New Mexico but failed. Dougkota successfully invaded Wyoming and established a settlement there called Dougtown, the soon to be imperial capital. Chatlantis then hires famous lawyer Saul Goodman to legally acquire New Mexico through legal loopholes, and he becomes successful. By using the Alien Tort Statute, he was able to bring the state into the empire.

2123
Dougkota had offered an alliance with Utah, even meeting up with one of their dukes. But the Dougkotans end up assassinating said duke, and the Dougkotans used it as an opportunity to invade Utah, and successfully annex the country. Chatlantis then hires Saul Goodman again, this time to acquire Arizona. Saul successfully finds a way to gain the state, but after discovering Arizona had actually been apart of California, he begins working on gaining California.

2124
It takes him the rest of the year, but Saul manages to convince the governor of California to join the Empire of Chatlantis, giving Chatlantis access to California's precious gold mines. Dougkota had now hired Saul to legally acquire Nevada from Washington D.C, but this time, he is unsuccessful. Chatlantis, in an effort to hire Saul as a full time employee permanently, sends off the Space Pope to propose a marriage with Saul, but he rejects her.

Dougkota offered an alliance treaty with Nevada and they accepted. Chatlantis had hired Saul to reform the NFL and become the new NFL Commissioner, as well as acquiring Nevada through legal loopholes.

2127
Dougkota had sent an army led by the War Criminal General to annex Idaho, but they were unsuccessful, with the General even getting killed by the Idahoans. Chatlantis had the Space Pope offer to Saul a romantic date to the sun, but he refuses, stating he needed more money to want to traverse the solar system. This led the Space Pope to realize that Saul only wanted her for the money, and the two storm off.

Dougkota had then formed the Mormon Federal Bureau of Investigations (MFBI), made up of the best Mormon spies from Utah, with one example being Jim, who is also the emperor's accountant. Chatlantis then steals away Jim from the Dougkotans by having the Space Pope get married to Jim and having children together.

Dougkota, after having an alliance with Idaho be rejected, had Saul Goodman and Pepsi Co. employee Mel, start a multiple month long AD Campaign advertising Dougkotan corn, which convinced the Idahoans to join the empire. Around this time is also when the King of North Dakota, William "Iron Balls" Sherman, was enlisted into the Dougkotan Military. Chatlantis, seeing that Saul had now helped the Dougkotans, sent Jim to use his previous MFBI training to assassinate Saul. Jim finds and shoots him, and Saul later dies of a heart attack caused by the shot.

2128
Dougkota had now sent a newly replenished force of 50,000 musketmen to invade Washington State, but suddenly Saul Goodman appears as an Angel of Heaven, and obliterates the Dougkotan armies. Chatlantis, now seeing that Saul Goodman has returned, sent him to sue God and legally acquire Heaven. The trial takes place in the US Supreme Court, where it is decided that Heaven belongs to the Chatlantians.

Dougkota had offered for General Iron Balls to become the governor of Washington State, in exchange for them joining the empire. The Washingtonians accept, but General Iron Balls becomes bored of ruling over Washington, and doesn't really care about the state. So he goes to North Dakota where he elopes and gets married to a girl named Mary.

Chatlantis had now sent Saul Goodman to legally have God become apart of the empire. And so, Saul comes up with a plan. On the day of judgement, Jesus will be sent down from heaven to tell people the word of Christ and encourage them to repent for their sins. It is here where Saul and the Space Pope will attempt to kidnap Jesus and gain leverage over God, forcing him into the empire. Saul and the Space Pope do successfully capture Jesus, gagging him and tying him in a room filled with rats.

After they have captured Jesus, the Space Pope tries to convince him to become the new NFL Commissioner. Jesus accepts, but as the two are leaving the room, Saul shoots Jesus in the head, temporarily killing him. The Space Pope then went into labor from being pregnant, and hours later, she gives birth to a son named Jon Stewart.

2129-2131
Over the next few years, Chatlantis worked on conquering the rest of America, and later, North America.

2200
The events of the Solar System AI Invasion

2201
The Dougtopia Empire has fallen by this year, due to the completion of the Chaturn Empire's Mega Toilet.

Dougtopia however got its revenge and ruined the Mega Toilet by sending out its top ambassador Jar Jar Binks to take a giant shit in it; proving that Jar Jar is the shittiest Star Wars character.