Empire of Dougtopia

The (first) Empire of Dougtopia is the European branch of the Rig Lord Order in their attempt to conquer Europe. Their mortal enemy is the Empire of Chatistan, which ended up defeating Dougtopia and taking over Europe themselves.

Description
The Empire of Dougtopia began in Germany where they developed many different kinds of delicious beer, and its population (including its army) is incredibly drunk at all times. The Emperor also has access to a list of European leaders that he acquired from the Irish president. The Empire is unstable and sometimes breaks out into civil war. Their scientists developed the seemingly powerful Battle Bears, but all of the bears were killed during the civil war between the Dougtopian states of Germany and Switzerland.

The Dougtopian army often paints the wrong horse with armor, presumably as a result of them being drunk all the time.