The Grocery Store

The Grocery Store is a large underground complex underneath Doug's house, next to the the Basement. It is a large grocery store which sells a variety of items, such as milk and divorce. It is sealed off from the basement, but has its own residents. It is unknown why some victims of the Joke Hole are sent to the Grocery Store. The residents of the Grocery Store spend their precious Official United States Dollars on food and oxygen to survive. The Grocery Store has many employees, mostly janitors. Biff Bezos works there. The Grocery Store is believed to be sentient, although it DougDoug won't give it health insurance.

Some people like to call the Grocery Store "Doug-Mart", but there will be no cute nicknames for that terrible place. The wiki will call it the Grocery Store.

War with the Basement
The Grocery Store-dwellers have always been at war with the Basement-dwellers. No warfare has actually occurred though, as they cannot reach each other. They just yell at each other on Doug's stream.

Aisle 1
Directions are ⬆️ ⬅️ ➡️ 🔄 ⬇️ ↔️ 1️⃣ ↖️ ↪️ 🎵 🇦 :dougNom: ↗️ ↙️ ↘️ ☢️ 6️⃣ 🚰 🇧🇦 ℹ️. Believed to contain nuclear waste barrels with a 30% off sale. If only that were true. The original manager of aisle 1 is and forever will be until his death discord user Gaser#0458, as attested by this discord message. However, discord user and ex-employee bleikr#3283 still claims that divorce lawyer/cop/ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ʳᵉᵖʳᵉˢᵉⁿᵗᵃᵗᶦᵛᵉ of twitch chat and the DougDoug channel: Parkzer#9805 has appointed him with the role of new manager, however, since Parkzer is not available to confirm, and probably doesn't even know about the internal clash inside the grocery store, Gaser remains the "one and only" true manager and king of the "glorious kingdom of Aisle 1".

Aisle 1 management severely apologizes for the previous inconveniences, have a nice day, and remember to eat your barrels!

Aisle 12
"Next to Aisle 13", unknown contents.

Aisle 13
Aisle 13 is the only aisle in the Grocery Store. It is an amazing aisle. It would break a world record for the largest grocery store aisle, but every Guinness World Records employee who has ever gone there has mysteriously disappeared. Clean-ups are frequently called in Aisle 13. IRS authorities have also been found stabbed to death in Aisle 13. This aisle contains every known item in the universe. There have been rumours that DougDoug has been robbing the inhabitants of the Grocery Store and selling their precious milk and oxygen to the basement-dwellers, however this is not yet confirmed. According to Doug, Biff is dead and his body can be found in this aisle.

There are a group of delusional people who believe there are other aisles, such as Aisle 12 and Aisle 1, and will give directions to said aisles. Do not listen to them. Descriptions of the aisles are listed here for educational purposes.

Aisle 30
only mentioned briefly via TTS by a twitch user, the user claims Biff could have found there, sobbing.

Aisle 47 and Aisle 3828.37
both claimed to exist by discord user awsomns3#3411, contents unknown

The Biff Stabbing
Twitch user Swordman211 was hired by Doug to stab Biff in the Grocery Store. This led to the creation of the Biff Stab Hole, which would send all money dropped into it to Biff's labor union to help him recover. Biff was then revived by the Gay Necromancer OfficialLesbian using "Lesbian Magic".

Trans Biff
The so called “Biff Hole” which was created by the stabbing now houses the grocery stores’ estrogen supply. “Everybody knows we store the estrogen in the biff hole” (DougDougW 10/18/22). Biff never officially came out, but most of twitch chat seems to agree that Biff was trans femme.

Entrances

 * Entering the Joke Hole has a small chance of sending you here.

Exits
There are no known exits in the Grocery Store.