United States AI Invasion

The United States AI Invasion, also known as the American AI Invasion or USA AI Invasion, is the second episode of the AI Invasion Series, one of the most popular series on the DougDoug YouTube Channel. It is also the third chapter chronologically in the timeline. The video it originates from is titled "Twitch Chat and I invaded USA with Artificial Intelligence".

It takes place in the year 2,122, located within the region of the United States of America. The players are DougDoug and Twitch Chat, who are playing as the Dougkotan Empire in the region of South Dakota, and the Chatlantian Empire in the region of Texas. For a list of the rules of AI Invasion, go to this page.

Setup
There is not much else to know beforehand about the gameplay area, other than the fact that at this point, the US has fractured and every state is its own country.

As side information, Chatlantis has the first turn, and each empire has 10,000 musketeers. Dougkota has the starting resource of Corn, while Chatlantis has the starting resource of NASA. This is also one of the few AI Invasion videos, where the point goal to win the game was 13 Points, instead of the usual 10.

They also added the rule where if you were able to gain California as a territory, you would also get the Special Resource of Gold, essentially making California worth 2 Points. Doug and Chat are also using the rule where if you're army loses a battle, it is disabled for 2 Turns.

2,122 A.D
Chatlantis begins their first turn by designating a female Space Pope, creating a branch off from the Catholic Church, to create diplomatic options and ruling space holdings. It is then revealed that that the Space Pope was an old friend of (by now in the timeline) deceased ex-president George W. Bush, and that she wanted to eventually become the president of a reunited America.

The president of the previous United States before it collapsed had officially resigned, and that they warned the world about the dangers of Chatlantis wanting to take over America with deadly force. It is also revealed that the Space Pope had gained control of the United States Space Command, and it now is under the property of Chatlantis. (🟢Space Pope and USSPACECOM, +1 Resource)

Dougkota had now wanted to unite the Dakotas into one singular state empire. And so they gathered 10,000 musketeers to invade the (by now in the timeline) only major town in the whole state, Stanley. It is here when a Dougkotan General, after having breached through the town's defenses by besieging it with arrows, had ordered the killing of all resisting civilians, and tortured others for information. He then had the citizens be gathered in cages similar to a zoo, and ordered their total obedience and respect of the citizens.

One of the people who have been killed in the occupation was the mother of the Prince of North Dakota, who at this time was a boy, sobbing at the death of his mother. Because of his actions, the previously mentioned general has been given the nickname of War Criminal General, and was deemed wanted with the Dougkotan army searching for him. (🟢North Dakota, +1 State)

Chatlantis had now set out the Space Pope and a few space shuttles to form a colony on the moon. It is here when they discover that the moon not only now has jungles, but also a settlement of a few thousand people, led by a person named Dr. Tepes. These people originate from a different planet, and they moved to Earth's Moon because said earlier planet was struck by a meteor.

The Space Pope had made an alliance with this settlement, introducing them to advanced US space technologies. Later on, Dr. Tepes becomes the Empress of the empire, with her son-in-law as the Emperor and her husband. (🟢Moon Colony and Settlement, +1 State)

The leadership of Dougkota had devised a plan. They would suggest to North Dakota to merge the agricultural companies of both states to form one company, Megakota, which would produce Megacorn. Even though he was technically on the run and wanted for war crimes, he declared himself to be the diplomat that would threaten the King of North Dakota into accepting, and he also took the King's son hostage as a threatening method.

The King began to accept, under the threat that both him and his son would be killed, until it is revealed that the Queen, who's name is Jane, had actually survived, and that she barged into the room with their 3 other sons. She tried to disperse the violence by carrying a knife and a gun, but she was somewhat torn on if she should allow her husband to be killed. Eventually, the general had threatened the King enough, and he had become the king of North Dakota, but he had not been successful in the Megakota mission. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatlantis had attempted to annex New Mexico, but the invasion failed, and they were repelled back. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Dougkota had successfully been able to invade and conquer Wyoming into the empire, having established a new city there, Dougtown. (🟢Wyoming, +1 State)

Chatlantis then hires famous lawyer, Saul Goodman, to legally acquire the state of New Mexico into the empire, through legal loopholes. Saul eventually finds the Alien Tort Statute, an old US document that stated that New Mexico had little official borders, and that it could be adjusted, shrunk, and increased any time. They then use this to claim ownership of, and later on invade New Mexico, capturing the capital city of Albuquerque. (🟢New Mexico, +1 State)

2,123 A.D
Dougkota had offered an alliance treaty with Utah. He gave one of the dukes of Utah a bag of corn for them to eat, but it was really a bomb hidden inside, which killed the first duke, and gave the Dougkotan Army the opportunity to invade the state. They even almost killed the second duke, before he escaped from the Dougkotan soldiers. They did end up successfully annexing the state. (🟢Utah, +1 State)

Chatlantis then hires Saul again, this time so that they could legally acquire Arizona through legal loophole and so Saul gets to work. He successfully acquires Arizona with the previous Alien Tort Statute, as well as discovering that Arizona is actually apart of California. (turn continues oevr into the next year)

2124 A.D
Using this, over the next year, Saul gets to work convincing the governor of California to join the empire, and using the evidence, he succeeds. (🟢Arizona and California, +2 States, 🟢Gold, +1 Resource)

Dougkota, seeing the success of Chatlantis having hired Saul Goodman, decide to hire him themselves, to legally acquire Nevada for them. Saul meets up with President Lincoln of Washington D.C, to discuss the terms of potentially acquiring Nevada. After a long discussion, Saul ended up being unsuccessful. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Chatlantis has now wanted to hire Saul Goodman as not only a full time employee, but also a high ranking member of the empire. An dos they send the Space Pope to propose to Saul Goodman for marriage, but Saul had declined, stating that he had unfinished business in New Mexico. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

Dougkota had now set its sights on an alliance with Nevada, and so they meet up with the governor of Nevada for a treaty. The governor is hesitant at first, not seeing much value in Dougkota, as well as the fact that the majority of the citizens of Nevada have already moved to California, but he later decides to accept the treaty. (🟢Nevada, +1 State)

Chatlantis, after having the marriage rejected by Saul, decide to hire him again to legally reform the NFL (as at this point in the timeline, the NFl has been dissolved). Over the next few years, Saul works on not only reforming the NFL in Texas with the Houstan Texans and the Dallas Cowboys, but also ends up legally acquiring Nevada for the empire. (🟢NFL, 🟣+1 Resource, 🟢Nevada, 🟣+1 State, 🔴Nevada, 🟠-1 State)

2127 A.D
Now, after having reached halfway into the game, two new special resources have been added. Starbucks in Washington state, and Guy Fieri in Ohio. If an empire were to reach and conquer these states, just like California, they are worth 2 Points.

Dougkota had now wanted to expand their territory towards the Northwest, and so they pardon their insane War Criminal General, and send him and an army of 10,000 musketmen to invade Idaho. But the Dougkotans are outnumbered, as the Idahoan farmers used advance Guerilla Warfare to slaughter the Dougkotan soldiers, even killing the War Criminal General, burning his body parts after having killed him, and burying the ashes into the ground. (⚪No Changes on this turn, as the War Crime General was never considered a special resource)

Chatlantis had sent off the Space Pope to offer Saul Goodman a romantic date to the sun, but Saul ends up asking for more money if he were to travel across the Solar System. This leads the Space Pope to realize that Saul only wanted her because she was rich, and the two storm off away. (⚪No Changes on this turn)

The empire of Dougkota have now gotten to work establishing a new form of FBI, which is primarily made up of the best Mormon spies from Utah. They names this the Mormon Federal Bureau of Investigations (MFBI). An important member of this organization is Jim, a former farmer, turned MFBI agent, and the accountant for the Dougkotan Empire. (🟢Jim, +1 Resource)

Following Dougkota gaining a new asset in the form of Jim, Chatistan had now sent off the Space Pope to be married to Jim, in order to steal him away from the Dougkotans, to which Jim agrees to the marriage proposal. They end up having 2 children together, whom the Space Pope will raise like they are her grandchildren. (🟢Jim, 🟣+1 Resource ,,, 🔴Jim, 🟠-1 Resource)

Dougkota had now continued working on getting Idaho, this time through diplomacy. They first attempt to show the Idahoans the quality of the Dougkotan corn, but the Idahoans had brought their army, and the Dougkotans fell into a trap. After dispersing any conflict, Saul Goodman, with the help of Pepsico. employee Mel, begun a multiple month long advertising campaign centered around the Dougkotan corn. This time it was successful, and Idaho was brought into the empire. Around this time is also when the King of North Dakota, William "Iron Balls" Sherman, was enlisted into the Dougkotan Military. (🟢Idaho, +1 State, 🟢General Iron Balls, +1 Resource)

Chatistan had now hired Jim, the previous MFBI agent, to go and assassinate Saul Goodman for betraying the empire and helping Dougkota. Later on, Saul ends up apologizing to the Space Pope for sleeping with her daughter. Then the Space Pope tells Jim that she is pregnant with his child, to which Jim is conflicted about. Then Jim eventually finds Saul and shoots him, causing him to die of a heart attack shortly afterward. The Space Pope quickly finds out about this, because of the fact that she gained the ability to read minds. (⚪No Point Changes on this turn, but Saul Goodman is dead)

2128 A.D
Dougkota, using the newly acquired 50,000 musketmen, attempt to invade and annex Washington State. The governor of Washington state, Sam Brownback, calls their Oregonian allies to help in the battle. But before much fighting can take place, Saul Goodman reappears as an angel of heaven, and destroys all of the armies of Dougkota. (⚪No Point Changes on this turn, but Saul Goodman is alive)

Chatlantis, seeing that Saul Goodman has been resurrected, takes this opportunity to ask him to sue God and legally acquire Heaven for the empire, and so Saul gets to work. The case gets brought to the Supreme Court of the U.S (possibly just D.C), where it is decided that Heaven belongs to the Chatlantians. (🟢Heaven, +1 ... Dimension?)

Dougkota had now set off General Iron Balls to be the Governor of Washington, as a way to convince the people of Washington to join Dougkota, because they believe they would want Iron Balls to be their governor. Iron Balls officially becomes elected, but he doesn't really care about Washington, and so he gets eloped to North Dakota where he marries a girl named Mary. (🟢Washington State, +1 State, 🟢Starbucks, +1 Resource, 🔴General Iron Balls, -1 Resource)

Chatlantis had now set its sites on even bigger dreams. Now what they want is for Saul to legally have God become a part of the empire. And so they send off Saul to complete the task. Saul talks about how on the day of judgement, Jesus will be sent down from heaven to tell people the word of Christ and encourage them to repent for their sins. It is here where Saul and the Space Pope will attempt to kidnap Jesus and gain leverage over God, forcing him into the empire.

The Space Pope leads Jesus into a secret room filled with rats. There, they tie him up and gag him plotting their next course of action. (🟢Jesus and God, +1 Resource)

And with their 13th and final point, Twitch Chat has won the United States AI Invasion, conquering the entirety of America.

Epilogue
But, Chatlantis has realized, that even though they have conquered the United States, they still have no NFL Commissioner. And so the Space Pope asks Jesus to become the new NFL Commissioner for the Chatlantian Empire. Jesus agrees, and the Space Pope unties him and leads him out of the room. But before they could leave, Saul Goodman appears and shoots Jesus in the head, temporarily killing him and leaving the NFL without a commissioner.

Following the (temporary) death of Jesus at the hands of Saul, The Space Pope then gets into labor from being pregnant. Hours later, she gives birth to a baby named Jon Stewart, who is a very curious boy.

Trivia

 * The demonym of people from Chatlantis is Chatlantian, and the demonym of people from Dougkota is Dougkotan.
 * Many people had pointed out in Chat that Dr. Tepes could somehow be related to Dracula. Vlad Tepes was the nickname given to Vlad Dracula, also known as Vlad the Impaler, the Romanian Prince of Wallachia, and the person whom the fictional character Dracula the Vampire is named after.
 * Jim only accepted to work in the Dougkotan Empire after his salary was raised from $10,000 a month to $20,000 a month.