Biff Bezos

Description
Biff Bezos was born in Kansas. It is theorized that he was the love child of Saul Goodman and the daughter/grandaughter of Jim and the Space Pope, which would mean he was the grandson of Twitch Chat. He was raised by Jeff Bezos in Dougtown, Wyoming. As a young child, he fought for Dougkota in the United States AI Invasion, which residents of Chatlantis refer to as World War II. He then went on to battle Dingus Bobingus himself. Some say he killed him.

Planet Coaster
Later in life, Biff got a job as a janitor at DougDoug's Planet Coaster theme park. He was verbally abused many times by his employer. He was fired and rehired multiple times. Twitch Chat supported him, though.

Deaths
Biff was stabbed and killed in The Grocery Store by Swordman221. It was revealed that Doug had hired Swordman221 to kill him. Biff was later resurrected by the Gay Necromancer.

Biff was reported dead on the 25th of October by Doug himself. He had reportedly passed away from both terminal hernia and a terminal case of "being a shitty janitor".

Becoming the Most Beloved Janitor in the West
Biff woke up with a start. He looked around his room at the worn but clean carpet and walls covered in posters. A framed photo on the wall showed him as a young man standing next to some people dressed as US army soldiers. It had been taken when he'd won a national army decoration award before enlisting for World War Two. He had no recollection of what had happened during that war, nor any idea why it would be important to bring up now.

He got out of bed and took a shower. The water was warm; he didn't know where it came from, or how his family could afford such luxury when they were just janitors. Maybe their union rep knew someone in the plumbing department? he dried himself and put his clothes back on: jeans and a shirt. As he pulled them over his head, something felt odd about his head. No, wait... there wasn't anything there!

"Hm?" He couldn't remember having hair before. It seemed like one of those things you forget once you're used to not having it. But then again, the last time he remembered being bald he was still in his twenties. His scalp was smooth and hard as a brick. And if it hadn't been for all the other changes he'd gone through since leaving the army, he might have even thought he was younger than he actually was.

Before he could think too much about this, he headed down the stairs to get breakfast. He was ravenous after waking up so early.

His mother was already at the table.